nevver:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point. The New Yorker

nevver:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.
The New Yorker

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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deantrippe:

An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.

deantrippe:

An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.

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70 of the Most Useful Websites on the Internet


nevver:

1. netflixroulette.net — Find something random to watch on Netflix.
2. pintsinthesun.co.uk — Find somewhere to drink a pint in the sun.
3. gfycat.com — Upload your gifs.
4. youconvertit.com — Convert documents.
5. ninite.com — Download all the free software you want at the…

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meanplastic:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

HAKUNA YOUR TATAS

meanplastic:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

HAKUNA YOUR TATAS

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candiedmoon:

I want all the cuddles on this bed.

candiedmoon:

I want all the cuddles on this bed.

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lisarighteye:

hopelessly-hope-ful:

jackekarashae:

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

ALWAYS REBLOG!

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illuminotus:

me vs. life